I am the Big Tipper

Today I had my pre-op certification physical. My Doctor was extremely over excited and careful on his notes and testing. I am talking:

• Blood Pressure 3 times (twice in the left arm and once in the right) FYI 135 over 82...best in 6 months!!!!


• Chest X-ray


• EKG


• Listen to my breathing from every angle


• and so on

I was at the doctor for 3 hours and I go back in the morning for labs and have another appointment to talk about my labs next week. No joke...he gave me 5 cards and asked me to give one to everyone who works on me and wants to make sure he gets detailed notes on the surgery and how I do. He is an experienced doctor??? I am okay with all the detail everyone is taking with me...However, where was the detail when I went to the doctor 6 years ago for headaches or asked 2 doctors about my jaw or the cramping in my face? I am really not bitter or even think the tumor would have been found earlier...It is like a server changing their service level because they have a big tipper...OOOOO big tipper is here I better put my game face on and get my crumb scrapper out of the car. I feel like the big tipper.